Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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