This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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