the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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