so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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