it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We just shotgunned beers for America
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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