Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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