I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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