You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My liver is preforming stress tests.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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