playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
