btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
They took my balls.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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