Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
soo... how was my night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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