You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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