About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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