We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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