I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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