He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
