no you cant smoke seaweed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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