My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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