Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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