Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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