you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
