the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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