Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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