I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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