oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
you never un-have a 4some
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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