Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
