Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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