so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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