She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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