Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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