OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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