How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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