...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she told me i tasted like america
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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