So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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