If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
