so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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