Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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