I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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