I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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