Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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