dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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