There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
