Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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