therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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