Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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