If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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