Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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