North Korea, Best Korea!
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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