your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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