Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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