Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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