but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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