Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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