guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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